That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
Randomize
