I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
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She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
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For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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