I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
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In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
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After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
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