Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
You can tell a man will be prosperous by the power of his farts- A fart that can shake the room is a voice that can change the world.
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
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