I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
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