nut hugger
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
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I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
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I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
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