Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
Worst case scenario, I put a giant cork in your vagina so you don't give birth before my birthday
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
Life without a bra equals bliss.
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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