one might say we're banned from that church
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
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He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
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This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
Question #1: Why am I on my living room floor? Question #2: Where did the bloody footprints come from? Question #3: Why are there two McChickens next to the wine bottle?
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
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