So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
Tonight's Jeopardy categories were "Star Trek, Action Figures, Dinner For One, In Need of a Date, Still Living With Mom & Dad, You Have No Life." Beginning to think my life is the Truman Show.
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
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