I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
I just woke up in the back of his van. Bring me a sunkist.
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
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He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
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Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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