; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
and then he said that some chick told him he danced like an epileptic on crystal meth. he then proceeded to demonstrate this statement, which i can testify is 100% accurate.
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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