HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
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I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
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I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
The fact that I can sew my leggings while intoxicated proves I'm a functioning alcoholic
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
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