around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
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i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
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Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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