This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
I think drinking White Russians at half past four in the afternoon is perfectly acceptable. I'd bought a LOT of milk and cream that needs to be used up. Resourceful, check, fuckable, check. You have a great girlfriend here pal.
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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