I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
No, I can't hang out with Dave because he already has a girlfriend. The one with the tatoos of cherries on her "cherry." Yeah, she doesn't really make me feel spectacularly comfortable.
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
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How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
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I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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