this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
Randomize
