dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
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You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
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I asked the subway guy how many cookies he thought I could smuggle into the bar. He said it looked like a 6 packer. he was correct
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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