I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
note to self: do not snort crushed up caffeine pills in the bathroom by yourself when ur super shit faced, ur face will fucking hate you in the morning.
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
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