Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
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