I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Somehow I just turned an entire McDonald's bag upside down in my car and not a single fry fell out. The Lord really does work in mysterious ways.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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