I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
Ordered weed last night from the delivery service, and who showed up...my old real estate broker. He said, "this is less stressful." Duh.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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