"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
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Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
He explained how that handle got into our fridge. I think i'm going to stick with my original assumption that the vodka gods want me to drink more vodka.
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
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Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
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