my head looks like a cockatoo
mine looks like a lions mane...looks like the entire zoo is going to prom
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now Heβs Upset Because People Told His Mom
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day ππ#pensacolaproblems
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
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