Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
I enjoy the company of your penis
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