Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
I yelled at your uterus for you.
Officially hit an ultimate low today. I was so hung-over I threw up on the ground in front of the jousting display in the London tower. But on a positive note, Brits are very understanding when you vomit on their history.
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