And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
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you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
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he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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