remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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