so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
Dude I just masturbated laying underneath my Christmas tree. Apparently all I want for Christmas is to get laid.
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
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