She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
John tries to set me up, and she has 1 arm. I'm a nice guy, but 2 arms is kinda a requirement
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
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went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
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Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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