in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
How did I get so drunk? We had to fish that girl out of the Goodwill Donation Box.
If I could pick any std, I would pick genital herpes. Seriously. Have you seen the commercials? The lady is riding a fucking bike, swimming, and on a date. I have a perfectly fine vag and all I do is go to the library.
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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