I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
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I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
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also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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