Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
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