What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
i lost my phone in the process of getting a condom out of my hair
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
I'm actually on the verge of cancelling a booty call because I have an early meeting tomorrow. If this is what adulthood is going to be like, I'll pass.
Dude I left his house at 5:30 a.m. after you peed on his front door and then tried to fight me for my blanket. Don't even do that at my house or I will end you.
hahahahaha. Worst. Text. Ever.
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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