I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
It's like God shit irony all over that family
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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