It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
'allo, good sire. how dost thy day goeth?
oh no. you're at that weird Renaissance Festival thing again, aren't you?
I am an inebriated elf. you may fucketh off.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
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