I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
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He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
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Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
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