i think i have herpe
just one?
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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