We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
Randomize
