there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
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sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
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I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
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