I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
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how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
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So this guy is eyeing me from across the bar. Either the girl I hit on next to him is his girlfriend or he's her gay best friend. I should show him my Penis and find out.
Dude. Do it.
Definitely her date. But she saw it too. So now he used to be her date. Why can't this stuff Happen when I'm sober?
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
I have already put on my inside pants.
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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