the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
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