my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
I just woke up, dressed as Chris Brown, with a bunless hot dog (presumably from 7/11) in my pocket, wearing a pair of shoes I don't recognize as my own. Help.
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