do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
Just crushed a xanax into my chewing gum. Its gonna be a long, fucking up flight...
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CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
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oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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