We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
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This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
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I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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