is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
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He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
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A drank guy in the ER just sang Trouble to me and when he sang 'Lying on the cold hard ground' he threw himself onto the ground and landed on the wrist he'd just broken. Thirsty Thursday is weird already and it's not even 5.
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
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