He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
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Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
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I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
I'm sorry I get my lefts and rights confused because I'm dyslexic. But, it took you at least 15 minutes to figure out it wasn't your room OR YOUR HUSBAND.
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