i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
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