What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
Just found out I reached my $2500 deductible and I have a $5 million dollar cap on my health insurance. Let's get drunk and do something recklessly stupid tonight.
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
Randomize
