I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
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