you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
Pounded a bottle of Moscato in my underwear while watching Pretty Little Liars...am I really gonna be 30 next year?
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
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