do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
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