sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
I just found puke in my bra..
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
thank god my boss can't smell the tequila on my breathe over the phone.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
My Uber driver last night was driving a taxi and tried to charge me fare.
You didn't get in your Uber because your ex was driving, that was a legitimate taxi.
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