what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
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She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
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I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
I just got caught impersonating a t-Rex by my boss. Sadly he wasn't fazed by my behavior and acted like it was normal.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
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