Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
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I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
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I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
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